Friday, February 22, 2013

Moments Not to be . . . Repeated



My Mother Sits Out on the Couch ~
 

 
Why do mothers lay,
Out, for us all,
To see as they,
Throw out their,
Arms and legs,
For us all to study?
 
Truly she’s a,
Beauty,
But, at certain times,
I would be inclined towards,
Ego-bashing.
 
How can my mother find,
Peace when she,
Spreads herself like a,
Butterfly,
For,
Is there no modesty here?
 
Even butterflies have them.
 
When I walk through,
The hallway this,
Unashamed butterfly,
Flaunts its toes at me-
 
I can never seem to escape!
The bug out of her cocoon,
Her blankets falling,
Around its form haphazardly.
 
Mother, I’m trying . . .
But you do look a sight.


 
 
 

~ * Cold Tea? * ~
{Oh, no, you have got to be kidding}


 
My tea became cold,
Can you believe that?
It sat upon the ledge in,
The fridge,
Never steaming,
As it used to steam,
Without the heat,
That toasted my hands,
As I held the cup.
 
No,
It is transformed . . .
No, no,
It is no longer tea,
But some-kind of iced-up,
Atrocity,
That a stone age man,
Might have-
Described as,
Cool water.
 
No, no, no . . .
How could this happen?
My poor iced,
Cup of tea in the refrigerator-
Heart’s disaster!!



 
~ Toilet Problems ~
 
 
So I stood,
Changing,
Minding myself,
Happily,
Until, behind me gurgled,
Another lively,
Item.
 
It sounded like it,
Wanted to blow,
Its own nose,
As I was,
Carefully minding,
My own business-
I hadn’t e’en,
Sat upon it!
 
It got into my,
Face and,
Made that sad-
Noise-
The water went down-
Again!
 
I tried to hurry,
As outside my stall,
I heard people begin,
Muttering.
 
A kind woman,
Knocked and asked,
After my well-being,
And I squeaked out,
“No worries!”
 
But,
To defy my words,
The toilet blew,
Again,
I moaned.
 
“Are you sure you’re alright?”
 
My face burned.
 
“Fine,” I moaned,
“perfectly fine.”
 
I walked out at last,
With my head held high,
As the toilet-
Burped out,
One last,
Good-bye.
 
I didn’t say good-bye,
And I ignored the crowd,
Truly dismayed.
 

 

 



 

 




Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Luna Day Number 2- Nonsense Category


 

            One of my professors once asked me whether or not I was yet hearing the voice in my head. Obviously I didn’t know, since no one has yet asked me- sorry for the poetry mix. How can you hear one ‘distinct’ critical voice, like the slice from an armchair perhaps, when there are a million different things clanking about in your head? It’s hard to listen to one thought in particular- I do, of course, but it’s difficult.

 

            No one really knows what it’s like to be within someone else’s head. My mother tells me that my creative writing professors are a bad influence on me, but I tell her that isn’t so- although it’s probably my fault, come to think of it, that I said that writers think it is the norm to be crazy, and that they tend to think you nuts if you aren’t so-

 

            the odd thing is, that I don’t really know how to describe myself. I tried to tell my English professor that once, but she found it incredible that one didn’t know how to describe themselves, and in the end I got a stupid B for that one- lousy assignment. I mean, what does it mean to hear your writer’s voice? How could I possibly describe my head to other people? Foolish, imbecilic thought. Why am I writing this I wonder? I think it is because it makes me free to fly over a mountain . . . free so that I can soar . . .

 

            It’s that McHale dude. I’m starting to sound like him now. Why do I unconsciously begin to imitate all of the authors that I read? I don’t believe that my professors know the truth about me. How could they?

 

            They are all like grazing antelopes . . .

 

            It’s a nonsense category.

 

            How do things get off track like this?

 

            Perhaps- no one really knows.

 

            It’s a lot of nonsense.

 

            I’m writing about nonsense-

 

            I’m beginning to see a pattern to these short posts, and, while I fear that it is probably the inexorably worst blog that most of you have ever read l . . I can’t help myself. Sorry.

 

            Goodbye for now, darlings ~

Luna Day Number 3- Insane


 

                Seems strange that it’s here again. My Luna. I sure do love my Luna Lovegood- perhaps that’s why her last name is Lovegood! She’s sweet but strong. A little crazy- yes, I like crazy. I like it a lot. No one understands my being crazy. Strange.

 

            We’ve got to be crazy.

 

            Got- to- jump.           

 

            Ahhh . . . now anyone who knows me understands that I would never jump off a bridge. Never, never, never . . . I hate the power of Occlumency. I hated chemistry . . . raucous, ravenous fools. Thieves.

            Ah ha!

 

            Chemistry is just like potions. Harry must not have enjoyed the power, which is full of raucous ravenous fools and thieves. It wasn’t his Luna time, was it? You know how I love Luna time. No one loves Luna time as much as me.

 

            So tired. I hate this. I don’t want to ever be tired. I want- to- sit here and dream . . . dream about Luna’s and- wrackspurts snarling fangs that split open your skin until it bleeds all over the floor, oozes . . .

 

            But, I don’t know why oozing is so fascinating. Makes me smile. Maybe it is like potions, potions- and vampire bats- I think that I need bed.

 

            Hahahahaha . . . my life is full of ham.

 

            It’s a bit sticky for some reason. I don’t understand it . . .

 

            Good night. I still love you my friend. Even if you’re sticky.

 

            Potions class.

 

            I need a potions journal, for it’s never crass.

 

            We’ve got to be crazy, all of us.

 

            Strange one to jump.

 

            I’m not insane . . .

           

            But perhaps just a little-

 

            G-night!

Luna Day Number 2- Wedges



           

This is so very fascinating . . . erm, I’m not sure exactly. But I know that there is more Luna inside me than anyone ever game me credit for. Ah . . . life is full of strange things, so many strangers- but, in the end, it’s just- Luna and I!

 

            Shrug. We all need a little bit of Luna in our lives. We know that she exists even in our dreams. I can’t dream nearly as much as I would like- ahhh . . . I just become . . . so distracted. There’s only so much occlumency that one can address- why, why is it always the power of occlumency? This is, after all, my Luna blog, and- ha! No one is quite so free as her. Oh, we do learn more everyday about ourselves- and- life can be so depressing. Ah! Until Luna comes!

           

            There is only one place in which I can truly be myself.

 

            Maybe I simply try too hard. After all, journeys of truth can be extremely mundane. How does one possibly come back into her radish earrings? I’ll tell you a secret, shall I? I don’t even really much like radishes- onions are okay, but radishes? Nah.

 

            Although they might forever keep away the nargles . . .

 

            This day is like a wedge between the others- there is some missing link- but I’ve found it!

 

            The link?

 

            I didn’t even know that it was missing . . .

 

            If anyone ever saw it, I wonder if the others would really like my true personality? I like it, of course . . .

 

            But then, this is a Luna day for me. Not every day is one, you know. Some people must think that I am bonkers. I’m not really insane. I’m just . . . a wedge between the floorboards, you know?

 

            Just me.

 

            I doubt that anyone will ever find out about this blog, but- if you do- I know that you can guess that this is my Luna Lovegood personality. It is the unique ‘me’ that a large variety of people will never see.

 

            Luna Lovegood- she’s a gift, you know . . .

 

            Shrug. I think I should probably end this. I’m not sure what else I can write . . .

 

            I do like wedges.

Luna Day Number 1- Floating


 

 
           It isn't time to be organized. It is time to float . . . have you ever heard what that is like? I know that floating is a grand adventure, and I know that floating is turly loving. It is a grand adventure, all of these- things, especially- when the ideas fester. I mean, they might- er- act like little skin boils, but they truly do not have a name. This is all, 'writing' power. I mean, just think of what it would be like to float. Floating is . . . grand.
 
This is what floating is like, see. It is what we do not understand. Ideas can sit and they can fester for a short time, but, truly, I love a floating ideology. It means that there is more to this excellent life that we can see around us. It is a private and it is gorgeous- it is lovely and charming.

 

 

 I love, learning how to float.

 

 

It’s not- time to be organized!

 

 

Just floating away like the fishes . . . learning how to swim, learning to be free! Learning to-

 

 

Ah, well.

 

 

It’s most likely no one will ever read this entertaining piece.

 

 

Like it?

 

 

Love it?

 

 

Hate it?

 

 

We are all the same . . .

 

 

We’re learning how to float together. How to spread our wings and fly- together . . .

 

 

Learning and educating ourselves . . . how to be at peace.

 

 

How to fly.

 

 

Learning to become ourselves, our true excellence . . . learning our Luna Lovegood.

 

 

Learning, learning, learning . . .

 

 

How to fly or float my dears (sweet smile).

 

 

Bye for now.

 

 

Happy luna days to all of us.

 

 

Be sure that you are- disorganized.

 

 

Bye . . .

 

 

Luna.

 

 

Snapemartyr.

 

 

Brooke.

 

 

Ah, well. I’ll think of something.